Ask Mr. Biggs #0025 – Mr. Biggs has plenty of onions

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Turns delivery mishaps into popular lunchtime specials.
  • Combines organizational tasks with social bonding activities.
  • Makes insightful use of visual metaphors when explaining complex, difficult-to-grasp size and/or spatial dimensions.
  • Has no idea what happened to the missing Figure 8 Race tickets.
  • Knows all too well about the self-aggrandizing tendencies of the younger crowd.
  • Makes careful distinctions between different kinds of accidental fluid exudation scenarios.

12 Replies to “Ask Mr. Biggs #0025 – Mr. Biggs has plenty of onions”

  1. What are you people talking about? This is why nobody goes on internet anymore. People talk crazy.

  2. Another great episode, Biggs. Keep up the good work.

    Did you find the Figure 8 Race tickets yet?

  3. Holy Sh!t! A new episode! Isn’t this one of the “end times signs” as foretold in the Bible?

  4. I swear to God, you people on Internet have your own language or something. Talk like people, will you?


  5. Mr. Biggs may have plenty of onions but he doesn’t have the stones to make soup… so to speak.

  6. The ads on TV say “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” so why did the gonorrhea that I got there come home with me? The wife is pissed!

  7. New Biggs was satisfying! Why did no one else inform me that there would a new episode?

    Also, check your VM when you get a chance, Biggs. :3

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