Ask Mr. Biggs #0003 – Mr. Biggs never wants for bags

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Can’t find a band willing to work for tips.
  • Thinks some people can wear sweaters . . . some shouldn’t.
  • Distrusts the word of those guys on Internet.
  • Can fashion a buoyancy gauge from corn syrup, an aquarium, and a Canadian nickel.
  • Is living in the Space Age, with the Velcro shoes and all.
  • Can’t eat certain types of Asian cuisine, due to intestinal distress.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0002 – Mr. Biggs dislikes false mustaches

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Doesn’t wish to discuss the incident.
  • Will take one more call.
  • Does not condone monkeying around with your Torx wrench behind the shielding.
  • Feels line 8 is clearly defective.
  • Has a full day of activities planned with Angela and Cody.
  • Thinks the listener’s pictures are of a baby seal with a goiter.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0001 – Mr. Biggs often has his druthers

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Enjoys Sierra Mist, just not from a can.
  • Has a rough understanding of the Japanese art of Haiku.
  • Doesn’t think MySpace.com is “his thing”.
  • Feels the chassis probably isn’t grounded.
  • Uses a self-bronzer.
  • Can recognize his own buttocks’ heat signature.