Ask Mr. Biggs #0001 – Mr. Biggs often has his druthers

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Enjoys Sierra Mist, just not from a can.
  • Has a rough understanding of the Japanese art of Haiku.
  • Doesn’t think is “his thing”.
  • Feels the chassis probably isn’t grounded.
  • Uses a self-bronzer.
  • Can recognize his own buttocks’ heat signature.