Ask Mr. Biggs #0025 – Mr. Biggs has plenty of onions

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Turns delivery mishaps into popular lunchtime specials.
  • Combines organizational tasks with social bonding activities.
  • Makes insightful use of visual metaphors when explaining complex, difficult-to-grasp size and/or spatial dimensions.
  • Has no idea what happened to the missing Figure 8 Race tickets.
  • Knows all too well about the self-aggrandizing tendencies of the younger crowd.
  • Makes careful distinctions between different kinds of accidental fluid exudation scenarios.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0024 – Mr. Biggs: Problem Solver

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Questions the quality of non-name brand adhesive tapes.
  • Creates promotional offers to draw in celebrity clientele.
  • Uses thorough search terms for optimal search engine results.
  • Counts himself among the many who have embraced social networking trends.
  • Champions the visually impaired and their special sensory gifts.
  • Likes descriptive, no-nonsense nicknames.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0023 – Mr. Biggs doesn’t pigeonhole

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Is skeptical about interspecies communication.
  • Prefers subtle imagery in his musical selections.
  • Cautions against overpressure in irrigation systems.
  • Enjoys healthy competition with youngsters.
  • Avoids narrowly classifying musicians.
  • Is familiar with the concept of double entendres, but not the term.