Ask Mr. Biggs #0006 – Mr. Biggs suggests a 33 1/3% gratuity

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had.
  • Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only.
  • Has something about oil he wants to say. Later.
  • Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to go poorly. Sometimes.
  • Saves plenty of time by typing “commercial at” rather than “at”.
  • Utilizes subtle facial gestures to convey the subtext of his words.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0005 – Mr. Biggs would like to renegotiate

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case.
  • Doesn’t care for the new jingle.
  • Thinks the “Bring Biggs Coffee” promotion was poorly executed.
  • Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Own-Cocktail Bar.
  • Enjoys emails…when he gets around to having them read to him.
  • Would like to whip out his yang.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0004 – Mr. Biggs is lousy with quarters

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Thinks Carl deserves a toaster oven.
  • Feels stinky conduit can hurt resale values.
  • Doesn’t use phony eggs everywhere.
  • Would like Roger to talk like people.
  • Uses jerky as an insulator (in a pinch.)
  • Speaks American.