Ask Mr. Biggs #0024 – Mr. Biggs: Problem Solver

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Questions the quality of non-name brand adhesive tapes.
  • Creates promotional offers to draw in celebrity clientele.
  • Uses thorough search terms for optimal search engine results.
  • Counts himself among the many who have embraced social networking trends.
  • Champions the visually impaired and their special sensory gifts.
  • Likes descriptive, no-nonsense nicknames.

25 Replies to “Ask Mr. Biggs #0024 – Mr. Biggs: Problem Solver”

  1. Another great show as usual. Keep up the great work, Mr. Biggs, you’re the voice of the working man.

  2. You’re very sweet.

    It’s good to be back. Go spread the word, will you? I’m pretty sure folks forgot I was here.

    -Biggs

  3. Nice to see you are back, Biggs.
    Don’t keep us waiting that long for show #25!

    Did you go up or down a track suit size during the hiatus?

  4. If you like that gum so much, you should try the kind that makes you feel like you’re floating through a cluster of pink and orange blobs in midair for a few moments and then bouncing off of a giant gum bubble the next. Trust me, that one’s delicious. Just make sure that giant bubble doesn’t pop, though.

  5. I’m pretty sure it’s called 5 Gum.

  6. Nah. That’s not it.

    It’s the one with those cool commercials.

    -Biggs

  7. The show was NOT worth the wait, but that was the wait’s fault, not the show’s. It was quite funny, and I’m glad that you’ve returned. I’m hoping for more Biggs soon.

  8. How do I get this episode on my MP3 player?

    That’s an excellent question.

    Unfortunately, it’s one of those situations where technology hasn’t advanced quite to the point of necessity yet. People often have expressed the desire to put MP3 audio files on their so-called MP3 players. But in actual practice, it’s not that easy.

    In order to complete the transfer, you need professional supervision and specialized equipment. I wouldn’t recommend trying to do this yourself. Better leave this to the pros…that’s why the went to special computer school, after all.

    There’s this elite group of computer commados that are great at this kind of stuff. The call themselves The Geek Squad. They’re fantastic. I had an AOL CD-ROM I needed put into my hard drives once, and they did it lickety spit. Reasonable prices, too!

    -Biggs

  9. This just in, “Ask Mr. Biggs” fan shoots himself. Not expected to live… way to rack up those numbers Biggie.

  10. Roger sounded pretty tired during this episode. Maybe you should give him a vacation?

  11. Is that it? I dunno but it sure feels like that is it. I hope not. I like this show and am hungry for more.

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