Ask Mr. Biggs #0004 – Mr. Biggs is lousy with quarters

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Thinks Carl deserves a toaster oven.
  • Feels stinky conduit can hurt resale values.
  • Doesn’t use phony eggs everywhere.
  • Would like Roger to talk like people.
  • Uses jerky as an insulator (in a pinch.)
  • Speaks American.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0003 – Mr. Biggs never wants for bags

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Can’t find a band willing to work for tips.
  • Thinks some people can wear sweaters . . . some shouldn’t.
  • Distrusts the word of those guys on Internet.
  • Can fashion a buoyancy gauge from corn syrup, an aquarium, and a Canadian nickel.
  • Is living in the Space Age, with the Velcro shoes and all.
  • Can’t eat certain types of Asian cuisine, due to intestinal distress.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0002 – Mr. Biggs dislikes false mustaches

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Doesn’t wish to discuss the incident.
  • Will take one more call.
  • Does not condone monkeying around with your Torx wrench behind the shielding.
  • Feels line 8 is clearly defective.
  • Has a full day of activities planned with Angela and Cody.
  • Thinks the listener’s pictures are of a baby seal with a goiter.