Ask Mr. Biggs #0008 – Mr. Biggs urges consistency

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Admits he finds accordions lovely.
  • Recommends using statistics to your advantage.
  • Understands the heartbreak of premature greying.
  • Says Toastmasters changed his life.
  • Recently discovered that “HazMat” is not an acronym.
  • Doesn’t watch Animal Planet all that much.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0007 – Mr. Biggs doesn’t eat breakfast

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat.
  • Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level.
  • Doesn’t care for math.
  • Was surprised to find that Goldschlager’s got gold in it.
  • Would like folks to keep an eye on that Stuart Anderson.
  • Doesn’t think the caller should tip his hand on “that kind of thing.”

Ask Mr. Biggs #0006 – Mr. Biggs suggests a 33 1/3% gratuity

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had.
  • Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only.
  • Has something about oil he wants to say. Later.
  • Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to go poorly. Sometimes.
  • Saves plenty of time by typing “commercial at” rather than “at”.
  • Utilizes subtle facial gestures to convey the subtext of his words.