Ask Mr. Biggs #0017 – Mr. Biggs simplifies Digital TV

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Shuns common workplace terms in favor of more whimsical-sounding substitutes.
  • Prefers age-appropriate ladyfriends.
  • Suggests browsing one’s analog collection prior to the digital broadcast transition.
  • Cautions against the feeding of feral animals.
  • Believes in the secure storage of firearms and ammunition.
  • Encourages the proper sealing of refrigerated goods.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0016 – Mr. Biggs makes a date

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Advises callers to gather their thoughts prior to going “on air.”
  • Finds endomorphic ladies appealing.
  • Feels that ownership of an item lies inherently in one’s ability to disassemble it.
  • Suggests professional help when dealing with seasonal pests.
  • Waives his strict “No Caps” policy for his part-time employees.
  • Is intimidated by compact folding blades.

*content advisory* – This episode contains salty language that you’d be embarrassed to use in front of your mother.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0015 – Mr. Biggs demystifies natural selection

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Advocates the use of vinyl surfaces beneath office furniture.
  • Is adamant about using the right measuring devices to measure ovoid objects.
  • Encourages deliberate consumption of between-meal sweets.
  • Is compelled to remind listeners of talk show caller etiquette.
  • Interprets the subconscious messages inherent in footwear shoelace patterns.
  • Frowns upon overpriced haircuts.