Ask Mr. Biggs #0019 – Mr. Biggs Tweaks the Promotions Calendar

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Feels strongly about matching pipe and joint sizes.
  • Extols the expertise of computer manufacturer-provided technical assistance workers.
  • Has doubts about gender authenticity in the celebrity impersonation industry.
  • Uses popular promotions to stimulate customer activity.
  • Laments the flavor degradation of slightly over-cooked coffee.
  • Questions the feasibility of keeping specialty beverage consumption accessories on hand.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0018 – Mr. Biggs discourages pyrotechnic shenanigans

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Posits his theory regarding the properties of liquid-resistant incendiaries.
  • Continues to be impressed by the depth and breadth of information available from internet resources.
  • Dislikes person-to-porcelain contact.
  • Possesses instant recall for many obscure trade-specific euphemisms.
  • Now knows what to omit from the “special skills” section of his resume.
  • Reveals the versatility of specialty laundry products.

Ask Mr. Biggs #0017 – Mr. Biggs simplifies Digital TV

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

  • Shuns common workplace terms in favor of more whimsical-sounding substitutes.
  • Prefers age-appropriate ladyfriends.
  • Suggests browsing one’s analog collection prior to the digital broadcast transition.
  • Cautions against the feeding of feral animals.
  • Believes in the secure storage of firearms and ammunition.
  • Encourages the proper sealing of refrigerated goods.