Ask Mr. Biggs

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

• Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat.
• Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level.
• Doesn’t care for math.
• Was surprised to find that Goldschlager’s got gold in it.
• Would like folks to keep an eye on that Stuart Anderson.
• Doesn’t think the caller should tip his hand on “that kind of thing.”

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In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

• Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had.
• Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only.
• Has something about oil he wants to say. Later.
• Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to go poorly. Sometimes.
• Saves plenty of time by typing “commercial at” rather than “at”.
• Utilizes subtle facial gestures to convey the subtext of his words.

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In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

• Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case.
• Doesn’t care for the new jingle.
• Thinks the “Bring Biggs Coffee” promotion was poorly executed.
• Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Own-Cocktail Bar.
• Enjoys emails…when he gets around to having them read to him.
• Would like to whip out his yang.

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